then and now
well
i see someone sold their soul to satan
then and now
well
i see someone sold their soul to satan
#sass
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
one big mac with extra ketchup and justice
OK HERE WE GO:
So this morning, I opened this birthday card thinking ooh dayum, look at dat hiddles, mother you have good taste in cards…
I opened the card, however, and lost all ability to talk.
It wasn’t from my Mum.
Turns out my mum wrote to him with this blank card and he wrote it for me!
I am so overwhelmed and grateful and oh my crumpets I cannot even…
Thank you, Tom, you wonderful person, you made my day an incredibly special one!
lok + name meanings
Yakone: “Red Aurora”
When used as a metaphor, it can mean “blood spray on the snow.”Lin: “Fine jade; Forest”
Tenzin: “Defender of the Faith” or “Upholder of the Teachings”
Pema: “Lotus”
Amon: “Educator; Builder” or “Hidden One”
Noatak: “River that provides food for the people.”
#thechildoftruthwhodidn’ttellhisgirlfriendhecheatedonher
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden
Okay, so you’re like “WTF, that not that much of a big deal…” Am I right?
WELL NOW, lemme tell you what I did to garner such a reaction!
Earlier, I was watching Black Butler II, and I got to (one of) the part where Alois is all like;
“Hoheo Taralna,
Rondero Tarel.”
In a spurt of…over-zealousness I yelled it out my window….
And now there’s a big-arse spider in my bathroom…